Moped Mess

So, the other night I was waiting outside my friend's apartment while a few people were finishing their cancer sticks, and some dude in a leather jacket rolls up on his bright red moped, revving and everything I laughed to myself but no one else seemed to think it was funny, so I let it go. After he went inside, I decided to sit on that baby and see if I could feel why he thought he was so B.A. on that vixen-lipstick red stallion

Oh, I felt it, and conned Elyse into feeling it too.

PS: The rebellious man came outside to put his trash out. I was straddling his baby. I had no idea it was him, but everyone else did. Fail.

so, being a reporter for the first time has been rough, i'm a bit embarrassed
 by my first news package, so here's my second which is a bit better. 

Happy Holidays!

why can't i do this?

check out this article on angelina jolie.. imagine if you had this much power? what would you do with it? It's only fair that she limits negative press now that she has matured and wants to be considered an ethical human being, but higher than her billy bob, blood necklace wearing, knive loving days

www.nytimescom/2008/11/21/business/media/21angelina.html

So, facebook is a pretty serious thing in my life, and all of the young adults in my life... it helps us network, talk with friends across the country all within one forum, we can post pictures, send pictures, sent public of private messages.. for those of you who love to facebook stalk, we can find out a LOT about people, without even really meeting them- a bit scary, but also kind of cool when meeting someone for the first time you can do your research on their likes, political views and relationship status. However, the momentary status that can be changed from minute to minute is really what shows who someone is, what they say in the moment without editing, a spur of the moment comment. Here are a few anonymous status's from my fellow facebook friends that make me think, laugh and pissed off.

[blank] is hoping to avoid jury duty this time around

[blank] is LETS BRIGN IN THANKSGIVING THE RIGHT WAY WEDNESDAY NIGHT @ MANTRA!! WILL BE SOLD OUT SO TXT ME FOR REDUCED COVER CHARGE

(really? you're thankful for getting so wasted you cant even enjoy the time with your fam on turkey day??)

[blank] is donezooooo.

(I dont know...)

[blank] is  going to work... on a MONDAYY eeeww

(everyone hates mondays.. but the comforting thing is that you're in it w/ everyone else- buck up)

[blank] needs a million dollars....anyone?.....ANYONE??

(economic crisis anyone... come on be considerate)

[blank] saw the sunrise over the Boston skyline. What wer eyou doing at 6:24AM EST?

(um sleeping... freak)

[blank] is el campo was the medicine for your cheatin' heart

(um, southern people confuse me...)

[blank] is so encouraged, so thankful, so in awe, so at peace, praise God for those who give us hope and praise God for His promises!

(no comment.. I don't wanna go to hell.. butttt.. what the hell?)

I have a problem

So, I think it is healthy to tell people when you have realized a character flaw in yourself. Well I, Janine Mitchell, LOVE it when people fall. Don't get me wrong, I don't want anyone hurt, but if someone slips, and happens to take out all of the inanimate objects around them, thats funny. I really love it when people flail their arms and legs around on the way down and slap and kick everything around them. So, I want you to laugh too,

 go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM

and if you dont at least smile, or giggle at this clip, you are either a. not human or b. having a really bad day. :-) enjoy